March 2012
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Mar 4th
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Mar 2nd
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February 2012
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Feb 25th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Katharine McPhee is rubbing me the wrong way on Smash. Team Ivy all the way!
Feb 7th
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Porn Battle Playlist
Despite the fact that I rarely listen to music while writing, I felt compelled to procrastinate with this playlist before getting around to actually participating in this year’s Porn Battle. It starts with normal sexy funtimes and devolves into weird culty dubcon, surprising no one I’ve ever met. Maroon 5 - Pleasure Fucker Hawksley Workman - Striptease Violent Femmes - Gimme the Car...
Feb 7th
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Brb writing a million fics about Leslie dumping/divorcing whoever she’s with at the end of Parks and marrying Ron instead.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: What's the best concert you've ever been to?
Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever met a famous person, and if so what were they like?
Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: do you ever fill prompts on kink memes?
Jan 28th
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annakovsky asked: Marry, fuck, kill: Nick Offerman, Jason Sudeikis, Seth Meyers. Show your work.
Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: Do you think Jason Sudeikis actually has a huge dick?
Jan 28th
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amypop asked: inspired by your wonderfalls gif -- what item in your home/office do you wish would start talking to you and give you direction?
Jan 28th
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whatapunk asked: If you had Jason Sudeikis in one hand and a million dollars in another hand... which one would you give you a hobo?
Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: favorite sex position?
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Anonymous asked: Leslie/Ben/Ann, April/Andy/Ben, Leslie/Ron/Ben, Leslie/Ann/April, Amy/Rashida/Aubrey
Jan 26th
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Anonymous asked: april x ron, ann x tom
Jan 26th
Anonymous asked: Amy/Tina, Ben/Chris, Leslie/Tom
Jan 26th
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annakovsky asked: Matthew/Mary! Maya/Amy! Jimmy/Tina! Ron/Ben!
Jan 26th
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Send me ships and I will tell you if I sink or... →
Jan 26th
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Normally awards stuff rolls off my back, but I take extreme exception to the Oscars snubbing We Need To Talk About Kevin.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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I wish people would spend half as much time imagining those boys were their own sons or little brothers as they do imagining Joe Paterno was their own father or grandfather.
Jan 22nd
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Downton Pawnee was featured on Vulture and someone took time out of their day to comment that it was “wildly unfunny.” The only other items they’ve commented on are Downton-related, so my personal guess is that they don’t even watch Parks. No wonder their life is obviously empty and joyless. Also they can eat a dick ‘cause 2000+ followers and Mike Schur would beg to...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Anonymous asked: are you and annakovsky still writing that fic you guys started in november? i loved it and hope its not abandoned :(
Jan 14th
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I enjoyed that One Day At A Time reference, Up All Night. Pass that joint pain medication, Liz Lemon.
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Also
“Here and Now” by Letters to Cleo came out in 1993, and I remember the night the video premiered after an episode of Melrose Place.
Jan 10th
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