February 2012
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Katharine McPhee is rubbing me the wrong way on Smash. Team Ivy all the way!
Porn Battle Playlist
Despite the fact that I rarely listen to music while writing, I felt compelled to procrastinate with this playlist before getting around to actually participating in this year’s Porn Battle. It starts with normal sexy funtimes and devolves into weird culty dubcon, surprising no one I’ve ever met. Maroon 5 - Pleasure Fucker Hawksley Workman - Striptease Violent Femmes - Gimme the Car...
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Brb writing a million fics about Leslie dumping/divorcing whoever she’s with at the end of Parks and marrying Ron instead.
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January 2012
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Anonymous asked: What's the best concert you've ever been to?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever met a famous person, and if so what were they like?
Anonymous asked: do you ever fill prompts on kink memes?
annakovsky asked: Marry, fuck, kill: Nick Offerman, Jason Sudeikis, Seth Meyers. Show your work.
Anonymous asked: Do you think Jason Sudeikis actually has a huge dick?
amypop asked: inspired by your wonderfalls gif -- what item in your home/office do you wish would start talking to you and give you direction?
whatapunk asked: If you had Jason Sudeikis in one hand and a million dollars in another hand... which one would you give you a hobo?
Anonymous asked: favorite sex position?
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Anonymous asked: Leslie/Ben/Ann, April/Andy/Ben, Leslie/Ron/Ben, Leslie/Ann/April, Amy/Rashida/Aubrey
Anonymous asked: april x ron, ann x tom
Anonymous asked: Amy/Tina, Ben/Chris, Leslie/Tom
annakovsky asked: Matthew/Mary! Maya/Amy! Jimmy/Tina! Ron/Ben!
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Send me ships and I will tell you if I sink or... →
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Normally awards stuff rolls off my back, but I take extreme exception to the Oscars snubbing We Need To Talk About Kevin.
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I wish people would spend half as much time imagining those boys were their own sons or little brothers as they do imagining Joe Paterno was their own father or grandfather.
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Downton Pawnee was featured on Vulture and someone took time out of their day to comment that it was “wildly unfunny.” The only other items they’ve commented on are Downton-related, so my personal guess is that they don’t even watch Parks. No wonder their life is obviously empty and joyless.
Also they can eat a dick ‘cause 2000+ followers and Mike Schur would beg to...
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Anonymous asked: are you and annakovsky still writing that fic you guys started in november? i loved it and hope its not abandoned :(
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I enjoyed that One Day At A Time reference, Up All Night. Pass that joint pain medication, Liz Lemon.
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Also
“Here and Now” by Letters to Cleo came out in 1993, and I remember the night the video premiered after an episode of Melrose Place.
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amypop:
“Meanwhile, someone very close to Leslie is launching his own campaign. Of sadness.”
with a Letters to Cleo shirt. somehow, that makes it all even sadder.
Part of me wants to believe that’s Leslie’s t-shirt from high school, but a larger, more correct part of me knows it’s Ben’s.
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