(Source: dustedoffanoldie, via galentines)
Someone needs to make this reboot happen for me.
Blake Shelton: Commercial breaks we’re all sitting there flipping through twitter and somebody said on there, and I responded to this, “Tell Christina she needs to cover up those boobs.” And I was like, why would anybody ever tell her to EVER do that. She even said, I told her, look at this, and she said, “I’m gonna write that my boobs are the fifth judge.”
(Source: monkeyknifefight, via 5000candlesinthewind-deactivate)
That one time Christina Aguilera hosted SNL and Maroon 5 was the musical guest, eight years ago.
THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING.
(Source: stilesed)
Katharine McPhee is rubbing me the wrong way on Smash. Team Ivy all the way!
Porn Battle Playlist
Despite the fact that I rarely listen to music while writing, I felt compelled to procrastinate with this playlist before getting around to actually participating in this year’s Porn Battle. It starts with normal sexy funtimes and devolves into weird culty dubcon, surprising no one I’ve ever met.
Maroon 5 - Pleasure Fucker
Hawksley Workman - Striptease
Violent Femmes - Gimme the Car
The Kills - URA Fever
Fiona Apple - A Mistake
The Murmurs - Big Talker
Poe - Junkie
Melissa Ferrick - Drive
Liz Phair - Flower
Bat For Lashes - Trophy
Tegan & Sara - Come On
Bright Eyes - Down in a Rabbit Hole
Guster - Airport Song
The Dresden Dolls - Missed Me
The Breeders - Do You Love Me Now?
Brb writing a million fics about Leslie dumping/divorcing whoever she’s with at the end of Parks and marrying Ron instead.
(via daenerysknope)
(Source: christianslaters, via littlebitobsessed)
Ron and Ben react to the most recent gifts Leslie has given them.
Ron loves riddles Leslie.
