I'm fart and I'm smunny.

Sorry I'm kicking your ass in Pizza Fight.

Blake Shelton: Commercial breaks we’re all sitting there flipping through twitter and somebody said on there, and I responded to this, “Tell Christina she needs to cover up those boobs.” And I was like, why would anybody ever tell her to EVER do that. She even said, I told her, look at this, and she said, “I’m gonna write that my boobs are the fifth judge.”

Blake Shelton: Commercial breaks we’re all sitting there flipping through twitter and somebody said on there, and I responded to this, “Tell Christina she needs to cover up those boobs.” And I was like, why would anybody ever tell her to EVER do that. She even said, I told her, look at this, and she said, “I’m gonna write that my boobs are the fifth judge.”

(Source: monkeyknifefight, via 5000candlesinthewind-deactivate)

Porn Battle Playlist

Despite the fact that I rarely listen to music while writing, I felt compelled to procrastinate with this playlist before getting around to actually participating in this year’s Porn Battle. It starts with normal sexy funtimes and devolves into weird culty dubcon, surprising no one I’ve ever met.

Maroon 5 - Pleasure Fucker
Hawksley Workman - Striptease
Violent Femmes - Gimme the Car
The Kills - URA Fever
Fiona Apple - A Mistake
The Murmurs - Big Talker
Poe - Junkie
Melissa Ferrick - Drive
Liz Phair - Flower
Bat For Lashes - Trophy
Tegan & Sara - Come On
Bright Eyes - Down in a Rabbit Hole
Guster - Airport Song
The Dresden Dolls - Missed Me
The Breeders - Do You Love Me Now?

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